![]() Another option is willing your dick to the Arts–many struggling artists would be glad to “upcycle” your dead dick into beautiful and challenging installation art. Most medical schools are happy to accept donated dicks for use as learning tools. I highly recommend that you speak with your probate lawyer about what to do with your dick after you’ve passed on. Human dicks are non-biodegradable, and their improper disposal poses a serious ecological threat to our planet’s oceans. Too high a voltage and your dick may shoot off like a rocket, ricocheting off walls in a terrifying fashion. If you are religious, you may want to talk it over with your pastor, rabbi, imam, or other spiritual guide.īut whatever you do, don’t attempt to build your own electroshock device for use on your dick. How can an avowed Vegan justify purchasing a cattle prod? This ethical dilemma is indeed mystifying. After this point, you can limit the dick shocking sessions to just once a day. Within a week, the reflex will be all but gone. When your dick instinctively begins slapping about, jab your dick with an electric cattle prod. Try the following experiment:įive times a day, spend a few minutes playing a tape recording of flies buzzing. ![]() Your dick can be trained to avoid certain reflexes with negative reinforcement. I constantly have these poor little crushed souls stuck all over my stomach, thighs, and lower back. Unfortunately, whenever I’m outside my dick keeps reflexively swatting flies, like a horse’s tail. ![]() I am a Vegan and do not believe in harming animals. ![]()
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